Merry Christmas

I swear, we heard a thump! I thought it was Boa, since she's always jumping up and knocking stuff over, but turns out she was in the bathroom with Todd when the thump occurred. Trevor was nestled all snug in his bed, but he doesn't know what a sugarplum is (come to think of it, neither do I, really.) Could've been a big limb crushing our roof; then again, maybe it was a slightly overweight man in a red suit landing on the roof. I blamed Boa on the missing cookies, but maybe I was wrong about that too.

Oh boy, I'm going to milk the Santa thing (shameless, ludicrous lie) as long as possible.